yo after prom I’m gonna cut my hair shoulder-length and then dye it darker!! then for my birthday in August I’m gonna get my cartilage pierced!! and then after being in California for a few months I’m gonna get my sugar skull tattoo!! good shit
top three causers of sexual frustration, 5/20
- Jake Gyllenhaal from the early 2000s
- Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting
- Ezra Koenig on SNL
I’m considering asking “does anyone like Los Campesinos!” in my college’s Facebook group because frankly that is a great judge of character
no better feeling than walking around the house in athletic shorts and nice smooth legs that smell like satsuma oranges
he’s basically Blake from Workaholics but I kinda dig it
plus he winked at me in the hall today
